Memories Not Calories – Glass Cutting Board
Celebrate the sweetest part of cooking: the memories! The Memories Not Calories design features the heartfelt, irresistible quote: “IN THIS KITCHEN, WE COUNT MEMORIES NOT ‘Calories’.” Surrounded by charming watercolor illustrations of apple pie, heart cookies, and fresh baked goods, this piece is the ultimate tribute to family recipes and shared moments. It makes a beautiful, sentimental gift for any dedicated baker, mom, dad, grandma or grandpa.
Description
Celebrate the sweetest part of cooking: the memories! The Memories Not Calories design features the heartfelt, irresistible quote: “IN THIS KITCHEN, WE COUNT MEMORIES NOT ‘Calories’.” Surrounded by charming watercolor illustrations of apple pie, heart cookies, and fresh baked goods, this piece is the ultimate tribute to family recipes and shared moments. It makes a beautiful, sentimental gift for any dedicated baker, mom, dad, grandma or grandpa.
Why You’ll Love It
- Functional & Decorative: Doubles as a cutting board, serving platter, or kitchen centerpiece.
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Durable & Hygienic: Made from toughened tempered glass that resists stains, odors, and bacteria.
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Gift-Worthy: A thoughtful gift for wine lovers, entertainers, or anyone who appreciates artisan craftsmanship.
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Handcrafted Quality: Each piece is produced using a professional sublimation process, permanently bonding the artwork to the reverse side of textured glass — ensuring the design won’t peel, scratch, or fade.
Details
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Dimensions: 11″ L × 7.87″ W × 0.16″ Th (28 × 20 × 0.4 cm)
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Material: Tempered glass with non-slip rubber feet
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Finish: Textured glass with bonded back design (knife never touches artwork)
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Care: Hand wash with warm, soapy water to preserve vibrancy
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Origin: Designed & printed in Saskatoon, SK.
A Note on Color
Due to the inherent nature of printing through textured glass, colors may appear softer or slightly more muted than in purely digital images. This is a normal result of the sublimation process, lending an authentic, artisanal charm to each piece.
Custom Requests Welcome
Have a specific design, color palette, or theme in mind? We’d love to bring your vision to life. Reach out anytime — we’re always excited to collaborate with our collectors and clients.
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Shipping Policy
We ship from multiple warehouses across Canada to ensure your order is processed and delivered as efficiently as possible. Most orders will be processed and shipped within 48 hrs.
Please allow 7–21 business days for delivery depending on the shipping method and product type. Delivery times may vary slightly based on your location and the items ordered.
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We currently ship within Canada only.
Standard Shipping – $14.99 Flat Rate
📦 Estimated delivery: 7–12 business days
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Processing Times
Orders from our primary warehouse are typically processed and shipped within 48 hours.
Orders from our secondary warehouse may take a couple of additional business days to process before shipment.
Multiple Shipments
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RETURNS:
Any claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 10 days after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 30 days after the estimated delivery date. Claims deemed an error on our part are covered at our expense.
Nothing can be returned without our express consent and it must be sent back to us at the buyers expense and it must be trackable.
If you or your customers notice an issue on the products or anything else on the order,
please submit a problem report.
When we receive a returned shipment, an automated email notification will be sent to you. Unclaimed returns get donated to charity after 30 days.
Wrong Address - If you or your end customer provide an address that is considered
insufficient by the courier, the shipment will be returned to our facility. You will be liable
for reshipment costs once we have confirmed an updated address with you (if and as applicable).
Unclaimed - Shipments that go unclaimed are returned to our facility and you will be liable for the cost of a reshipment to yourself or your end customer (if and as applicable).
This Policy shall be governed and interpreted in accordance with the Canadian law, regardless of any translations made for any purpose whatsoever.
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