I Don’t Speak Dip Shit – Coconut Soy Candle
Are you tired of dealing with people who just don’t get it? Do you want to channel your inner Beth Dutton and let the world know that you don’t speak dipshit? Well, we’ve got just the thing for you.
Introducing the “I Don’t Speak Dipshit!” candle, scented with the perfect combination of leather and lace. This candle is the ultimate way to embrace your inner badass and let the world know that you mean business.
Inspired by the infamous quote from Beth Dutton herself, this candle is not for the faint of heart. It’s for those who are tired of dealing with nonsense and want to make a statement. With its bold and unapologetic scent, this candle is sure to make a lasting impression.
The leather and lace scent combination is the perfect representation of Beth Dutton’s tough exterior and soft heart. It’s a scent that will transport you to the wide-open spaces of Montana, where the rules are different, and the air is filled with the scent of freedom.
Description
Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.
- Long burn times – 7.5 oz (40 hrs), cotton wick
- Eco-friendly – Our all-natural coconut soy wax blend is 100% renewable and sustainable
- Non-toxic – Sustainable premium fragrance oils
- Free shipping – over $100
So, if you’re ready to take on the world and let the world know that you don’t speak dipshit, then light up the “I Don’t Speak Dipshit!” candle and let the scent of leather and lace fill your home. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who wants to channel their inner Beth Dutton and make a statement.
Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver. Because who says candles can’t have a little bit of attitude?
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Shipping Policy
Dark Horse Handcrafted is pleased to offer the following shipping policies.
Shipping (Pricing in CAD)
Canada -Â Flat rate shipping is $14.00 for candle orders under $100.00
-         Free Shipping for candle orders over $100.00
United States -Â Flat rate shipping is $25.00 for candle orders under $150
-         Free Shipping for candle orders over $150
INTL -Â Calculated at Checkout by Canada Post
Products are also available for local pickup.
Please allow 2 -4 days for processing.
Shipping Guidelines
Typically all items ship within 2-5 business days. As soon as your product ships, you'll receive a tracking number that will let you keep tabs of where your order is at all times.
Refund Policy
Refunds
Returns, Damaged / Defective Products:
All of our products are carefully inspected before they are shipped.
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
We will replace or refund products damaged during shipment if photographic proof of damage is submitted to Dark Horse Handcrafted within 7 days of delivery.
Refunds
100% satisfaction guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, please just tell us what went wrong, send along a pic, and we’ll give you your money back in full. We pride ourselves on quality products and excellent customer service.
Cancellation / Return / Exchange Policy
Exchanges/Cancellation
You may also exchange your product for another candle of the same size and price within 14 days of purchase. The buyer is responsible for shipping cost on all return items.
Please contact us at [email protected] for further details.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
Due to the nature of our products, used candles cannot be returned or refunded, also custom products (such as special orders or personalized items). Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item. The buyer is responsible for shipping cost on all return items.
Cancellation
Items can only be cancelled if done so prior to the order being shipped.
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